swing for life

Hello outside world. Let me introduce myself to you as Harry! No, not Harry Potter either. I am here to tell you about my experiences of dating women. You would think for a man only being 32 years old, would not be talking about dating women. Well, do I have a story for you to listen to!

It all started when my sister hooked me up with a blind date. You don't hear too much of those anymore, but that is what she called it, a blind date. It was exciting for me, because I never dated many women. You see, my job come first and my job was an exciting job that I never wanted to go home. I can hear it now, you are wondering what my job is? I was calleda letter technician, meaning each day I was given 10 letters of the alphabet and was told to make as many words as possible. Seems easy enough, right!

One letter they gave me was the letter A. Well that was easy enough. I though of words like apple, after, at, an, and, adore, adorable, adorn, and I just kept going. Well as the day went on, I was running out of words, running out of letters, and I was running out of time. I forgot to tell you that as weeks passed into months, my job was no longer exciting.

One day I was going to work and I bumped into this lady that was a foot taller that I was. Being she dropped what was in her arms, I leaned over and picked up the book for her. I gave her book back to her and just glared at her. Here I am thinking to myself, wow do I adore her. She is my type of lady. I adore her smile, her figure, her laugh, I adore everything on her..

Thinking to myself, should I ask her out, would she be like a blind date if I did ask her out, would she go out with me, is she married, is she wearing a wedding band? Here I am asking all of these questions to myself, when I should be asking her these questions!

What a bummer, I just had to wake up from my dream, when I just getting ready to kiss her!