swing for life

Why must I be single? I don't know. It seems all my life I have been destined, or doomed depending on how you look at it, to be single. I will never have exciting forays in the bedroom, that others are so accustomed to. I will never feel my soul touch another's in a moment of shared happiness, sadness or grief. I will never ever ever be anything other than alone.

Or so I thought until I got drunk one night and went to this website for dating single people. My my was it the best choice of my life. I went online the first few days and my inbox was full of kisses and love admittals and requests to meet. Such an exciting day that was, but nowhere near as exciting as when I first met one of them. It felt like my soul and hers had been divided our whole lives and it was only in the bedroom of this cheap grimey hotel that our two souls could meet.

But it got old fast so I had to find a new woman to pleasure me. So I chose a new one. Barbie was her name, yes just like the doll. And the sex was good, but not as great and amazing as the first time. In hindsight this seems to have been the start of a downward trend in regards to quality. Never again did I have the amazing sex I had had in my first encounter. I was doomed to a string of encounters of increasing mediocrity. Or so I thought until I met this babe from hawaii who's name alludes me now. But the point is she was awesome. My heart skipped a beat when we first met. And I was excited as hell. She had the most gorgeous body, and the most stunning looks. I felt if I died right there and then my soul would be the happiest in heaven. Our session lasted for several hours. And it was the best time of my life. The bedroom was a steamy mess with clothes strewn all over the place, when we finished.