swing for life

I was worried about swine flu so I went to the doctor. I had to walk past many shops and streets full of bustling people to get to the GP's surgery. I then entered the GP's practice and asked the kind lady at the reception desk if the GP was free for today. She said yes he was and prompted me to sit down in the waiting room opposite her desk. I sat down in the waiting room. There was a stack of magazines beside my seat so I browsed through the pile and found one to do with golf that I thought looked interesting. It had a picture of Tiger Woods on the cover. I flicked through it but could not find the article. I then checked the contents at the front and it said page 87. I went to page 87, or at least where page 87 once was, and found nothing there. My eyes creeped over the linoleum floor to the far end of the waiting room. There a toddler was happily munching away on the article about Tiger Woods. I felt furious. I was really interested in this article and really wanted to read it. Now I couldn't. So I sat in silence. Eventually the GP came in and urged me to come with him at once. He said I had swine flu judging from my sweating. I said this could not be true. I hadn't had even a brief encounter with someone with swine flu. He said I must have had one because my test had come back positive. I said with much passion in my voice that that was entirely impossible. He said that insanity was a symptom of swine flu so he was calling the police to come cart me off to the loony bin. But I refused and said I must be off to collect my love from her workplace. I dashed out the door and had a brief encounter with a police officer. I felled him quite easily with my ninja skills. I then went home and tried some online dating. There I set up a brief encounter with a woman. When I met her she was full of love and passion. We then went to her place and there was much passion and love to be had that night in the bedroom.